Pigs FTW

So, I was minding my own business when I read a comment left by a guy on a picture of a kid getting arrested by some police.

This is what it said:

"yo all those idiots watching those pigs mean on that kid should be kicked in the hea, I woulda ran up and kicked one of those goofs in hte head hahahaha FUCK AUTHORITY!"

Ok. I'm just going to take a deep breath here.

First off, a spelling error or two is not the end of the world but if you refuse to even acknowledge the almighty tool that is spell check, then your opinion has been deemed worthless.

Now for what he said, I want to address the actual post itself by trying my damnedest to translate what he said.

After much stress, exhaustion and sheer brain power, this is what I got out of it.

"Hey, all of those unintelligent people viewing those Officers of Law being unkind to that kid should be kicked in the head. I would have ran up and kicked one of those "goofs" in the head ha ha ha ha ha FUCK AUTHORITY"

Ok, I'm sorry, I just threw up a little in my mouth. Let me try again.

So because the people watching didn't kick a police officer in the head, they should be kicked in the head? And if he were to be in that situation he would have ran up and kicked him in the head?

Really. Most morons I just ignore, I go on with my life and pretend that they don't exist. But this guy was so bad, I couldn't ignore him. I just couldn't.

I'm not particularly fond of police officers, they give me tickets when I speed, they arrest me for being drunk in public, they fine me for exposing myself to elderly women.

But all in all, they're doing their job. They're trying to stop people from being a pain in the ass to society, and they're trying to take care of their families.

There ARE crooked cops, they lie, cheat, steal yadda yadda. But that is not the majority and should not be used as a reason to hate them.

As for the "Fuck the Authority" thing, I think that's what got me the most. How fucking old are you? 12? I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Authority will always be there, it will always be important, necessary and can OWN your ass if it chooses to do so.

I'm not sure if you're aware, but when you move out of your parents basement you are going to have to get a job. Screaming "FUCK AUTHORITY" at a job interview and head butting the manager of Mcdonalds is not going to help you acquire said job.

And as for the previous remark about kicking a cop, I just have to say, how stupid are you?
If you did that what would happen is:
-Get tazed
-Get arrested
-Get charged with assault on a Police Officer
-Go to Jail, do not collect 200, do not pass go

Whatever you think you'd accomplish, it wouldn't happen. People would think you're a stupid asshole, the cops would throw you in jail and you would get raped in the ass.

Anyways I'm done with you, because I know for a fact that you would have stood in the crowd, watched it go down and then run off to your friends and tell them how "You were totally going to kick that cops ass"