Bareback Mountain

I have never seen Brokeback Mountain. Westerns aren’t my thing.

But I heard there was gay sex between Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger (God rest his soul) and I just had to see it.

It didn’t take me long to youtube that shit up and I was pretty impressed with the selection.

There was slow motion, slow motion and porn music, porn music, and lastly there were the clips with the original sound.

I chose to hear it wicth the original sound so I could, you know, get the complete “viewing experience”.

I never want to hear Jake Gyllenhaal have gay sex again.

Ever.

As for Heath, well, we know how that went down. But really, hearing his little groan as he gets punctured in his…”saddle” was not kosher for me.

One thing I couldn’t understand and would love for someone to clarify is this:

What was with the agressiveness? Punching eachother in the nose and then getting it on in their teepee/ tent? Does that normally happen?

Honestly, I have no idea about the plot, I was just in it for the gay sex scene.